There will come a time when I’ll tell the story, in my usual hilarious fashion, in which you’ll all truly understand why I took the vow of no sex. It’s not a very funny story but if you can’t cry, you gotta laugh right? However, it’s still all too soon and I’m just not feeling very funny right now. What you do need to know is that, when I got the email asking if I’d perhaps want a copy of this book, I replied YES PLEASE I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE. It was impeccable timing. Say hello to the adult colouring book Have A Nice Life Arsehole.
It’s an adult colouring book with 50 unique break-up insults to colour in, in aid of helping the stress and anger you’re inevitably feeling. Adult colouring books are all the rage right now – the process of colouring is therapeutic and takes us back to our childhood days where life was a shit load easier. Each page is graced with a quote or image and filled with flowers and such likes, all waiting for your colourful magic to bring them to life. I spend at least 2 hours of my day, every day, commuting to and from London so this book will be accompanying me wherever I go, for some stress-relief travelling.
I’ll leave you with the appropriate anecdote they’ve offered on their Amazon page:
“It’s called a break-up because it is broken.”
