Yeah, we’ve got 10 days left. Yeah…we’re meant to have got our shit together back in 2015 because we’re all soooooo into Valentine’s Day and declarations of love. Actually, that’s not the case is it? Let’s be real here ladies, half of us give less fucks than he does, but we pretend to give more fucks than he does to ensure we do get that candlelit dinner or those roses on the dresser. But really, deep down…we kinda just don’t care.
Girl confessions aside, for those of you yet to buy your man something and struggling to fit it all into your fuck budget, here are some handy gifts I’ve conjured up (aka searched my beloved Google) that should satisfy your man on V-Day. If all else fails and he hates the gift, drop to your knees and he’ll soon forget what his own name is. It’s really that simple.
Yacht Collection, M/S French Lady – Rose Gold anchor bracelet, 64EUR from Monaco Regatta
Mulberry Grained leather billfold wallet, £175 from Selfridges
Alexander McQueen silver tone skull cuff, £150 from Mr. Porter
‘Valebox’ box set, £150 from Ted Baker
CREED Eau de Parfum 50ml, £170 from Harvey Nichols
Converse Chuck Taylor All Stars plimsolls in brown, £70 from ASOS
Superdry Remastered bridge coat, £94.49 from House of Fraser
Diesel 3 pack boxers, £36 from House of Fraser
Bulldog London Dry Gin 70cl, £22 from Tesco
Ray Ban round-framed gold-tone sunglasses, £125 from Mr. Porter
WOW this is incredible stuff. Lots of value from this post. Thanks!